Why Can’t I Stay Out!?

Anyone else have annoying hoomans who don’t let you stay outside all day? It’s bull๐Ÿ’ฉ, right? To top it off, I don’t always get a treat when Momma drags me inside. Aggravating!

What do you think I should do to stop my hoomans bad behavior? Any advice from my doggie friends is appreciated.

Till later, Phineas



Long time, no see! How is everybody? Momma and i’s hopes to share more stories and stuffs this summer.

Till then here is a picture if me demonstrating what happens when you play with the bathroom rug after being told not to.

In my house if you play with the rug you wear the rug.

Have a great day!

๐Ÿ’™ Phineas

Happy Fall

It sure doesn’t feel like it here, but Fall has arrived!

I’m not so sure about this cause these leaves just fall off the tree with no warning and attack me! PSA: don’t pee or poo while standing under a tree.

Soon it’ll be time to pick a pumpkin with a good stem to chew on!

What is your favorite part of fall?


Didn’t Catch the Easter Bunny

Hi everybody! I hope all my 2 legged and 4 legged friends had a nice Easter! ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿ‘ 

Easter had its ups and downs for me this year. The ups was when the Easter Bunny left me a treat and 2 toys. Now I’m down to 1 new toy; RIP stuffed peep. The downer was when I, yet again, didn’t catch the Easter Bunny! He got away again! Sigh. I guess there’s always next year.

Did any of my friends get stuff from the Easter Bunny?

Dis is me with my new peep. Now it is dead ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Making Momma Proud!

Hello friends! I’s is still recooperating from my surgery and tendonitis. After walkies tonight, I’s was playing with toys and I’s wanted to go up on the couch. For the first time, I’s used the ramp without bribery treats! I’ve been scared of it since Momma set it up. Hopefully my fear of it is behind me.

Here’s a picture of me trying to buy all the cheeseburgers at the park tonight. I’s didn’t have enough moneys though ๐Ÿ˜ฆ 

Scuse me, may I please have all your cheeseburgers?

Brrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

It is too cold out there! I’m not out long these days cause I can’t go for walkies and zoomies. Thankfreakinggoodness! Momma makes me wear a sweater and puts goo on my paws. She’s threatening to get footwear for me, too. All this cause I hobbled on 2 paws since the other 2 were cold. Hope it’s not 6ยฐ F where you live! Brrrrrrr!

sweater on, ready to freeze my nuts off! Oh, wait….

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year everybody!🎉

Hope everyone had a fun and safe holiday! Did anyone else hear those loud booms and bangs?🎆 They woke me up! Mommas glad I wasn’t outside or I would have really freaked out!

Waiting to give Momma a kiss at midnight👅

Do you have a New Year rezolushun? Momma says she wants to exercise more and send more cards in the mail. Mine is to stop attacking people’s feet (sorry Auntie Susan. Guess I don’t like leopard print shoes) and try to be nice to everybody. Well, unless you are a robber. I’ll rip your feet off if you try to take my treats!
Here’s to a great 2017!